Thursday, March 10, 2011

Sally Hansen Is Getting Closer To You


Hey, 'sup?  Because of my recent obsessions, I'm fascinated with these Sally Hansen nail strips, and I know this is completely random.

I like a lot of them.  Especially the lace one.  It frustrates me because they're really freaking expensive.  I have the hounds tooth one.
Lace.  Phi loves lace.  Phi wants the lace nail bad but can't find it anywhere.
DO YOU SEE MY LOVE FOR LACE NAILS??  I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE AND I ASSURE YOU THAT I HAVE CHECKED EVERYWHERE.  SO ANGRY!
Hey, don't you think this hand is boring?  No nail polish, no rings, no nothing.  Boring.  But think about how cool it would be if SD made NAIL POLISH. 
It would look something like this.  And that is fracking awesome.

On another note, I'm listening to this because.. IDK.  He's getting closer to you.  I've been really bored lately, and spent my LA period typing two other people's essays because they are unable to find the keys and type faster than one word per ten minutes.  I spent the rest of the period getting told that I had AK-47 springs in my hair.  They're spin pins for putting in buns. 
Oh, before I forget, I also embarrassed myself in front of the student body 3 times.  Today, at lunch, I was eating naan, and our social studies teacher who is from Mexico (I have social studies in Castilian), was up there playing music and encouraging us to go up and dance in front of the whole school.  My super dancy friend grabs my arm and pulls me up to the front of the lunchroom, while I had just taken a bite on naan.  Being a shy person, in front of my crush, and the rest of the school, am really embarrassed, but I can't leave.  I stand there, like an idiot, with my hand over my mouth, trying to chew, while making exasperated shrieking sounds at my friend.  She eventually saw how red I was and let me sit back down.  Once I was done chewing, she grabbed me again and made me do what was either the salsa or the cha-cha.  I have an inability to dace and we're the only two people up there besides our social studies teacher who's encouraging other people to join us.  When the song ends, we sit back down, but then I'm immediately pulled up again when a new song starts, and this time she's forcing me to do the tango. 

I really can't explain my embarrassment.

Anyways, here's a coffee makeup



Thanks you guys. Really.

Phi



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